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Cob of the Week: SEC Cupcakes, Husker Not So Special Teams, And Whack Job Husker Fans

It's a short one this week. I'm guessing most of you are taking it easy due to the Thanksgiving holiday. Unfortunately, not I. I. I am always behind, so this is, like most everything else I do, a little (hahaha kindness to myself) late. 

From Husker Mike: 

Nebraska Not-Even-Remotely-Close-To-Special Teams.  Two fumbled kickoffs, a blocked kick, giving up a fake field goal, and getting flagged for roughing the kicker to extend a drive.  That turned a bad performance into a blowout.

SEC Cupcakes:  On Sunday, the sportswriters rewarded the ESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC for surviving their weekend diet of cupcakes.  And I mean surviving.  Furman leading Florida much of the day. The Citadel neck-and-neck with South Carolina. A one dimensional Georgia Southern team racking up over 300 yards on the ground on Alabama.  We saw what you did there.

Whack-job-Husker fans: Hey, nobody's happy that Nebraska failed to get to the Big Ten Championship game.  We're frustrated by what happened against Michigan... not to mention that Nebraska hasn't been to a BCS Bowl game in ten years.  Disappointment is in order.  Second guessing and questioning is in order.  But calling for a coaching change?  Are you freaking nuts?  (Answer:  Yes)

Poll
Your vote for Cob Of the Week:
Whack Job Husker Fans - Because We're Rather Nuts At Times You Know
171 votes
SEC Cupcakes: Dine on twinkies, look we're ranked 1-2-3!
68 votes
Nebraska's Horrible Play on Special Teams
174 votes
Iowa - Just Because... They're Iowa.
71 votes

484 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  18 comments

Comments

Went with Iowa because they're Iowa

And it’s Iowa week. Let the Sports Hate (not real hate) flow through you. F’ing losers!

Wuzzat? Iowa won on Saturday? Well, hell. Change my vote to Purdon’t, for losing to Iowa. F’ing losers!

I wanted to vote for the whack job Husker fans.

I really did. But then I saw Iowa. Had to give it to them.

Why do we hear such vehement calls for Pelini’s head when we lose? That Michigan loss was tough to swallow, but if you take away the special team miscues, it was a much closer game. Granted, WE STILL WOULD HAVE LOST, but I don’t think it would be the blowout we saw.
The saddest part I think about the cries for a coaching change come from the younger fan base i.e. My age level fan base. I feel like some of the younger fans have fond memories of the 90’s and think things should always be like the championship era. I grew up in the 90’s baby and I am frustrated that such other fans are so quick to call for his head. I feel like it is embarrassing to every Husker fan for these things to go on.
This is a process and Pelini may not be the perfect coach, but at the very least the “best fans in college football” should have the back of our coach when he is doing a pretty good job. I know its hard to replace a man like Osborne, but he has been gone for some time now. Can we show some class and support our team even when we eat major dirt like we did on Saturday?

—Then again, talk to me if we lose to Iowa. Then I’ll be leading the charge with pitchfork in hand.

You put Iowa on there!

Husker fans – 46% Iowa 13%…..my god we hate ourselves more than Iowa! The world is coming to an end.

maybe it's Iowans

voting for Whack – Job – Husker fans.

I mean… it could be anybody, right?

Michigan flooding the polls again.
At least this Nebraska fan thinks some of us are over the top.
Whackjob Husker fans FTW...

because, to quote the immortal Lee Corso, “Aww, f—- it!”

We are the greatest fans in college football

So therefore, we must also be the greatest cobs in college football. We’re #1 :-D

OUR CONTRIBUTION TO CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Can you give a cob to Iowa?

They might choke on it.

I wasn't thinking of giving it to them orally
Hahaha

“Where you gonna put a tree that size Griswold?”

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